Simple, I just live under your bed, I watch you while you sleep, hand out candy in white vans with cardboard sign saying puppies for sale, and play video games!
The profile picture is an actual baby picture of me. I altered it to be funny.
Update:
This is my childhood portfolio, I will be keeping all of my art and this old description the same as such. I'm an adult now, and while much of this account no longer defines me, I like seeing a glimpse of the person I used to be and how far I have come. Enjoy.